Last night I went to the pub with L to hear her sing Karaoke. It was a gay pub and prediminately a gay crowd.
Some guy was doing his best to pick me up. At one point he said to me “So are you Australian?” I said “Of course, are you?”
He looked shocked and said “No, I’m straight!”
Then it dawned on me that what he actually said was “Are you a lesbian?”
Lucky I didn’t say “Of course. Are you from New Zealand?” like I was going to.