are you a lesbian?

January 17, 2007 at 10:19 pm (dating, relationships)

Last night I went to the pub with L to hear her sing Karaoke.  It was a gay pub and prediminately a gay crowd.

Some guy was doing his best to pick me up.  At one point he said to me “So are you Australian?”  I said “Of course, are you?”

He looked shocked and said “No, I’m straight!”

Then it dawned on me that what he actually said was “Are you a lesbian?”

Lucky I didn’t say “Of course.  Are you from New Zealand?” like I was going to.

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